My Extra Bone
$16.99 USD
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My Extra Bone
$16.99 USD
Description
By Jen JenivivePaperback; 30 pagesMy Extra Bone is a funny adult parody book based on a (fictional) character, Sam. Skeleton Sam has an extra bone and he is trying to give it away. Who will take him up on his offer?
Join Sam on his bone giving journey and enjoy the tongue in cheek innuendos.For legal reasons (and because I can''t afford to be sued) None of the characters are based on real life people that I know. I do not know if all Sam''s have sizeable bones. And I Aldo do not know if all Jack''s have horses and enjoy bones.Why should I spend my hard earned money & order this book?
Great question, thank you for asking. You should order this book because: Your name is Sam, Sue, Tammy, Annie, Marie or Jack You have a dog named Rover You like Halloween You enjoy silly adult humor You want to support a very small author who does this in her spare time * Reasons to buy are not limited to the 5 listed above
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