Evan''s Eggplant
$16.99 USD
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Evan''s Eggplant
Evan''s Eggplant
$16.99 USD
Description
By Jen JenivivePaperback; 35 pagesThis is an adult parody book, it includes innuendos that only adults will understand.Evan has an eggplant, it is popular in the neighborhood, but when he gets ready to snap pics of his eggplant, he spots a problem! Will Evan be able to get his eggplant back to its best? You''ll have to buy the book to find out!
- Why should you order this book? Your name is Evan You want to give this book to someone you know called Evan You like eggplants You enjoy silly, immature humor You want to support a very small author who does this in her spare time * Reasons to buy are not limited to the 5 listed above** This book is not based on anyone I know in real life, it is purely fictional
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Yes, we provide free standard shipping on all orders over $49.99. For orders under $49.99, a small shipping fee applies, which will be shown at checkout. Read our Shipping Policy.
Due to the intimate nature of our products, and to protect all customers, products must be unused, unopened, and in original packaging to be returned to PlayWell. If your item is damaged upon delivery, contact HELLO@PLAYWELLSTORE.COM to have a replacement shipped. All returns are at PlayWell's discretion. Read Refund Policy.
Yes, we have three shipping locations: California, Arizona, & Michigan.
Visit our Frequently Asked Questions page or contact us at HELLO@PLAYWELLSTORE.COM